so i get offstage right drop the mic walk up to these hot chicks and im all like sup ladies my names slim shady im the lead singer of d12 baby and theyre all like oh my god its him becky oh my fucking god its eminem i swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock please marshall please let me suck your cock and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas all the chicks start yellin all the hot babes start throwing their bras and their shirts and their panties onstage so like every single night they pick a fight with me but when we fight its kinda like sibling rivalry cause theyre back onstage the next night with me dude i just think youre tryna steal the light from me yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me cause i told him jessica albas my wife to be this rock star shit is the life for me and all the other guys despise me because